Crap Sick People Say

Sick People Say the Darndest Things

1. I don’t have time to exercise.

2. I’ll work this sugar bomb off at the gym later.

3. I can’t.

4. Come on, live a little it’s not going to kill you to have a few.

5. OMG I think I’m getting sick again, I need to get some pills from my doctor.

6. Oh I can never give that up, I’m Italian.

7. What’s the point, I’m too old.

8. It runs in my family, there’s nothing I can do about it.

9. Exercise is too hard and it’s not for me.

10. Oh she’s healthy and skinny, she’s so lucky…..it must be good genes.

11. Everything in moderation!

12. I feel fine, if it ain't broke don’t fix it.

13. I’m depressed, I think I need another pill to fix it.

14. Eating healthy is too expensive.

15. Diet Coke please. What? It's sugar-free. 

16. I’ll get the low fat one.

17. Water…ewww, I don’t like the taste.

18. I’ve tried EVERYTHING and nothing works.

19. Make sure you sanitize that, and wash your hands!

20. Don’t feed that to the dog, it’ll make him sick! That’s for the kids.